"Magic does not exist — not for you me or anyone else."
Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)
remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
"I loved a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairytale."
Big Fish (2003) dir. Tim Burton
Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]
took me a minute
yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful